Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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