Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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