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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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