how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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