Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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