I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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