ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Watching her eat just hurts me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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