Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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