Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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