He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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