Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.