CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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