ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
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I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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