im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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