I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
