Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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