fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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