my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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