the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
