thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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