I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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