I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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