I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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