id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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