Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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