I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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