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Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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