Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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