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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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