ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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