Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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