I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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