do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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