ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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