My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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