You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
