Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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