Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I understand Curling. That high.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
