come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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