She announced her abortion via fbk
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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