Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you never un-have a 4some
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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