Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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