guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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