from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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