no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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