it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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