it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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