hell yes lets make some ravioli
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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