Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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