This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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