Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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