so explain again why im purple
no
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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