Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would punch a child for taco bell
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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