She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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