he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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