i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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